1 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,705 Mm-hmm. 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:08,141 Is dit wichtich? 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,576 It duorret mar in sekonde. 4 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:12,345 Goed, mar hear Donaghy is op it stuit op in oare oprop 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,748 en hat gjin tiid foar in aparte ynteraksje mei dy. 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,383 Alles hy seit sil hawwe 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:17,550 om foar te wurkjen beide petearen. 8 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:18,551 Werklik? 9 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:19,686 Lemon. 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,121 "Lemon" wurket foar jo saaklike oprop? 11 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,389 Oh, krekt, eh... 12 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,090 No, ik woe gewoan om jo dat witte te litten 13 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,593 Ik moat nei Chicago foar sjuery plicht om't ik noait feroare 14 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:27,660 myn wenplak nei New York. 15 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,062 Wêrom net? 16 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,765 Want ik woe stimme yn in swing steat, Jack. 17 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,533 Ek wol ik bliuwe 18 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,734 op de mailinglist by Chicago Pizza Explosion. 19 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:36,469 Hoe fluch kinne jo it omdraaie? 20 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:37,470 Wa, ik? 21 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,505 Oh, krekt. 22 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,806 Uh, ik sil moarns werom fleane. 23 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:41,207 Ik krij it noait in sjuery sette. 24 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,777 Ik draach myn kostúm fan prinses Leia en hja ûntslaan my daliks. 25 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,445 No, dat klinkt goed foar ús beide. 26 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,613 Tige tank, hear. 27 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,782 Ha, dat lêste part wurke net beide kanten op. 28 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:49,983 Jo seine "hear." 29 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,785 Ik tink dat it goed wurke. 30 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,786 Ik sil Jonathan hawwe 31 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,454 call Travel en upgrade jo flecht. 32 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,455 Swiet! 33 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:56,723 Wat dochsto nimme om te fleanen? 34 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,324 Snoep en tydskriften. 35 00:00:58,324 --> 00:00:59,826 Nee, pillen. 36 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,694 Gjinien fljocht mear sûnder medisinen. 37 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,597 Wêrom soene jo net genietsje deselde lúkse as in hûn? 38 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:07,088 "Comanapracil"? 39 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,104 "Kin duizeligheid feroarsaakje, seksueel nachtmerjes en sliepkriminaliteit." 40 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,366 It is hiel goed. 41 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:15,875 Tyler Brody op twa, hear. 42 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,078 Tyler Brody, de keardel fan de Olympyske Spullen? 43 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,680 Ja, hy wie it sulver medaljewinner yn tetherball. 44 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,482 Speedman pakt in hoeke! 45 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:23,583 Tyler Brody is flailing! 46 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,852 En dêr is de spoel! 47 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,720 Lance Speedman is de Olympyske Tetherball kampioen... 48 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,490 en Tyler Brody kin it net leauwe! 49 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:33,660 Jonge, der binne in protte nuver Olympyske eveneminten dizze dagen. 50 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:37,464 Net sa nuver, Lemon. 51 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,299 Tetherball, wy faken. 52 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,767 Wat? Wêrom soene jo in Olympysk barren fake? 53 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,168 Foar wurdearrings. 54 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:45,505 Wy organisearre ferskate eveneminten sadat Amerikanen koene mear medaljes winne. 55 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,408 Dat is ferachtlik. 56 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,643 It duorre jierren fan planning en no Tyler Brody 57 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:52,312 driget iepenbier te gean en alles ferneatigje. 58 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,047 Dus fansels haw ik in protte op myn plaat 59 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,682 en gjin tiid om baby-sit de sechsde ferdjipping. 60 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,817 Dus foardat jo gean gallivant nei Chicago 61 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,285 soargje derfoar dat jo jo minsken ûnder kontrôle krije. 62 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:02,689 Wês in manager. 63 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:03,656 Ja, jo. 64 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,095 Liz, Tracy komt my tsjin! 65 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,730 Foar "laster fan karakter." 66 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,166 Hoe kinne jo immen "lasterje". dy't arresteare is 67 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,901 yn trije ferskillende Chuck E. Cheeses? 68 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,036 Witte jo wa't ik bin?! 69 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:20,340 Serieus, fertel my asjebleaft wa't ik bin! 70 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,076 Jenna, ik nim gjin kant yn dizze rjochtsaak ding. 71 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,310 It is bespotlik. 72 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,345 Tracy's fideospultsje nea soe hawwe wurke 73 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,346 sûnder myn stim aktearjen. 74 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,381 Ik fertsjinje om betelle te wurden. 75 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,749 Liz Lemon! 76 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,117 Nemesis. 77 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,381 Liz, sille jo Tracy fertelle dat ik it net doch wolst sels mei him prate? 78 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,156 Goed, twa kinne spylje by dat spul. 79 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,258 Liz, kinne jo sizze Kenneth dat Liz him wol? 80 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,059 Dat is net iens... Okee, dat is it. 81 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,095 Ik skilje Human Resources 82 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,596 en it opsetten fan in mediation foar jo. 83 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:46,966 Ik sei dy, ik doch it net drinke safolle op it wurk. 84 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:49,230 Mediation is in binende foarm fan net-gerjochtlike dispute resolúsje. 85 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,505 Ik seach "Boston Legal" njoggen kear foardat ik realisearre 86 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,073 it wie net in nij "Star Trek." 87 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:57,443 Liz, jo moatte tajaan dit is ûnrjochtfeardich. 88 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:58,745 Ik krige neat. 89 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,614 Undertusken, Grizz en Dotcom kocht in boat. 90 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,883 Cape Hatteras is prachtich dizze tiid fan it jier. 91 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,920 No, fansels nimt Tracy soarch foar syn jonges en net dy. 92 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,054 Hy tinkt dat er kin 93 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,622 profitearje fan dy want do bist in frou. 94 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,325 Manlju tinke dat se kinne krije fuort mei alles. 95 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,993 It is as doe't Adrien Brody tute Halle Berry 96 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,261 by de Oscars. 97 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:16,763 Nimmen hat it hjir dreger yn lân hjoed as froulju. 98 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,731 It docht bliken dat wy gjin presidint wêze kinne. 99 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,167 Wy kinne gjin netwurk nijs ankers wêze. 100 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,770 Madonna's earms sjoch gek. 101 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,772 Tyler, ik wit dat jo oerstjoer binne hat dy net keazen foar it goud 102 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,373 en ik gean nei meitsje it oan dy. 103 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,676 Hoe wolle jo host "Deal or No Deal" 104 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,778 yn de privacy fan jo eigen hûs? 105 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,279 Ik tink dat ik in parse hâlde sil konferinsje ynstee ... 106 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:36,942 fertel de wrâld dat d'r net soks is ding as Olympyske tetherball. 107 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:41,154 ...of syngronisearre rinnen. 108 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,089 Of octuple tennis! 109 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,357 It is allegear in leagen. 110 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:45,959 In wite leagen dat die in protte goed 111 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,256 foar de moraal fan dit lân. 112 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,729 Wisten jo dat Presidint Bush syn goedkarring wurdearring 113 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,798 wie hast sa heech as 15% nei de Olympyske Spullen? 114 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:56,035 Gasp! Olympyske held Tyler Brody! 115 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:57,637 Olympyske fraude! 116 00:03:57,637 --> 00:04:00,340 D'r is net sa'n ding as Olympysk tetherball. 117 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,175 Se makken it allegear op foar de wurdearrings. 118 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,144 Wat sizze jo? 119 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,279 Tyler... 120 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,648 Jo kinne de stim wêze fan "Knight Rider ..." 121 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,751 de film! 122 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,776 Ik harkje. 123 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,074 Undertitels ynladen fan www.OpenSubtitles.org 124 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:39,712 Okee, ik bin Jeffrey, ik bin in mediator. 125 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:43,449 En jim twa hawwe in skeel, no wêrom is dat? 126 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:44,684 Omdat Tracy tinkt dat hy kin behannelje my ûnrjochtfeardich 127 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,219 want ik bin in frou. 128 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,720 Wat?! Asjebleaft. 129 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,222 Wy binne hjir om't blanke minsken tink dat se kinne dwaan 130 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,057 wat se mei swarte minsken dwaan wolle. 131 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:52,292 It is as doe't Adrien Brody tute Halle Berry 132 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,493 by de Oscars. 133 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,329 Wite minsken stellen jazz, rock-n-roll 134 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,698 Will Smith en hert sykte. 135 00:04:58,698 --> 00:04:59,899 No tinke se 136 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,134 se kinne nimme myn hurd-fertsjinne jild. 137 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,802 Okee, goed, as wy sjogge nei hoe stim akteurs 138 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,037 wurde normaal kompensearre ... 139 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,571 Liz seit, yn it hjoeddeiske Amearika 140 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,206 it is dreger te wêzen in frou as in swarte man. 141 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,975 Liz Lemon? Dy tút is stom! 142 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,310 Okee... 143 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,811 Tracy, kensto froulju noch krije minder betelle as manlju 144 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,146 foar it dwaan fan itselde wurk? 145 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,581 Witte jo dat it noch yllegaal is swart te wêzen yn Arizona?! 146 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:17,250 Hawwe jo in idee hoe dreech it is 147 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,616 in oergewicht transgender te wêzen yn dit lân?! 148 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,519 Nee, beppe, nee... 149 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,738 "Leau yn 'e stjerren." 150 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,740 It is as dat net iens betsjutte neat mear. 151 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,608 Kenneth... 152 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,610 Ik bin der wis fan dat ik kin fertrouwe jo ynsjoch oer 153 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,845 wat barde yn myn kantoar hjoed. 154 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,613 Wat jo hearden wie wat leaver 155 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,615 folwoeksen praat. 156 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,684 Wie der wat fan echt, Menear Donaghy? 157 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,887 Bierpong? Jazzercise? Frouljusfuotbal? 158 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,923 Jo binne net yn Stone Mountain mear, Kenneth. 159 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,758 Dit is de echte wrâld 160 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,026 en net alles is yn swart en wyt. 161 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,119 D'r is altyd it goede ding te dwaan, hear Donaghy. 162 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,831 Gewoan, soms is it net it maklike ding om te dwaan. 163 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:11,938 Tyler Brody wie net de ienige held ik bin hjoed ferlern, hear. 164 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,707 De oare held wie dy, foar it gefal dat net wie ... 165 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,696 Ik snap it, Kenneth. 166 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:22,148 As it net foar jim wiene minsken, Ik soe noch yn Afrika wêze ... 167 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,550 gorgeous, polityk stabile Afrika! 168 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,551 Myn folk? 169 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,320 Froulju binne de ûnderdrukten. 170 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,981 En it is noch dreger in moaie frou wêze. 171 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,558 Elkenien giet derfan út dat ik it net besykje op bêd, it is diskriminaasje! 172 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,161 Whatever, Jo koenen net duorje ien dei yn myn skuon, Maroney! 173 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,162 Ja, Toof? 174 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:37,430 Nee tankewol. 175 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,965 Ik koe hielendal swart wêze. 176 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:39,966 Jo moatte besykje in blanke frou wêze! 177 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,067 Okee, ik sil! 178 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,168 Nei, nei, nei, nei, nei! 179 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,469 Ik fyn it net leuk wêr dit is heading. 180 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,304 Sosjaal eksperimint "Freaky Friday"! 181 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,362 Oh, it giet oan! 182 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,175 Wêr is Liz Lemon? 183 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,344 Ik fyn it net earlik foar my om yn in sjuery te wêzen 184 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,745 want ik kin tinzen lêze. 185 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,113 ôfwiisd! 186 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:59,085 Wolkom oan board Flecht 1876 nei New York... 187 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,090 Hallo? 188 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,792 Lemon, as ûnderdiel fan ús deal om him stil te hâlden 189 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,994 Tyler Brody giet oan dyn show dizze wike. 190 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,562 Mar hy sil gjin tetherball dingen dwaan. 191 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,431 Jonge, Jack, it moat moai wêze dump jo problemen 192 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,432 op oare minsken. 193 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,800 It is. 194 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,601 Lemon, tinksto dat Kenneth dy bewûnderet? 195 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,770 Jawis, dat bern sjocht nei elkenien op. 196 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,639 Hy neamt Tracy syn hagedis "hear." 197 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:20,773 Dus immen soe moatte wêze in folslein meunster 198 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,008 om syn respekt te ferliezen. 199 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,010 Ja... ik wit net wat wy hawwe it oer. 200 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,578 Wy prate oer nimmen... 201 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,671 in hillbilly nimmen dat wit neat. 202 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,954 Hallo? 203 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,389 Tracy is in blanke frou, Liz. 204 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,457 Wat? 205 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,624 Hy besiket te bewizen 206 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,593 dat is in blanke frou makliker as in swarte man. 207 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,595 Wachtsje, nee... hoe sit it mei de bemiddeling? 208 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:43,729 Dat binne wy ​​fier foarby. 209 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,898 Dit sil grutter wurde as doe't Tyra Banks 210 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,066 dat fette pak oan. 211 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:48,401 En meitsje jo gjin soargen... 212 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,736 As ik Tracy ferkeard bewize, jo krije alle kredyt. 213 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:52,636 Wat bisto silst dwaan, J...? 214 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,178 Hallo? 215 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:02,215 Liz, it is Becky, dyn kolleezje keamergenoat! 216 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,249 It spyt my, wa? 217 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,884 Sjoch, Liz Lemon? 218 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:05,952 Jo behannelje my al mei mear respekt. 219 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,320 Oh, God, Tracy... 220 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,721 Jo wachtsje oant ik test dit lûd út op 'e maatskippij. 221 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,857 Minds sille wurde blaasd! 222 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,191 Nee! Gjin maatskippij. 223 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:15,294 Gean net nei bûten, net lit Jack Donaghy dy sjen! 224 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:17,964 Tracis, harkje nei meem... oh, jonge. 225 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,031 Dizze pillen binne sterk. 226 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,100 Jo kinne dit net reparearje, Liz Lemon! 227 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,569 It giet oer ras, It giet oer in frou. 228 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,105 It giet om jild. It giet om op tv! 229 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:29,108 En nimmen begrypt dat alles. 230 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,097 Hallo. 231 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:36,105 Ik bin belje dy werom, Ik snitting nexta Borpo. 232 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:45,224 No, Portland hat in leuke, lytse wetterkant. 233 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,262 Soene jo it slim wêze as ik slute dit finster ... 234 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,564 Ik besykje in poppe te adoptearjen, mar myn baan 235 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:52,598 makket it ûnmooglik 236 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,000 omdat myn Wurk Sels 237 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,135 is ferstikkend myn libben Me! 238 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,169 Ik bin Liz Lemon 239 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,228 en ik ferlear myn jongfammesteat op 25. 240 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,207 Ik seach de foarstelling oer nei jo eangst 241 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,543 en it ynspirearre my om te dragen koarte broek oan it wurk. 242 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,669 It gie net geweldich. 243 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,546 Kensto Tracy Jordan? 244 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,915 ik naam in pilsje earder, mar... 245 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,349 Ik krige myn Septimbernûmer 246 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,943 fan "O" tydskrift, hawwe jo it nûmer foar abonneminten? 247 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:16,652 Wêrom soene jo?! Aah! 248 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:18,991 Ik yt emosjoneel. 249 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,360 En, ien kear, op simmerkamp, Ik tute in famke op in dare 250 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,795 mar doe ferdronken se! 251 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:26,332 En hjir komt wat mear dingen, Ik haatsje myn fuotten. 252 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,367 En ienris hie ik in seksdream oer Nate Berkus 253 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,369 mar healwei, hy feroare yn Dr. Oz. 254 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,004 Hat dat ea bard mei dy? 255 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,373 In knuffel! Dit bart! 256 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:35,499 It is goed, Liz, it is goed. 257 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,109 Ik bin goed. 258 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,177 Bliuw asjebleaft tichtby. 259 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,112 Uh, kinne jo jo hannen hâlde bûten myn klean? 260 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:40,846 Okee. 261 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:41,813 Goed. 262 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,785 Kenneth, ik bin in goed persoan. 263 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,386 As jo ​​dat sizze, hear. 264 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,189 Mar soms, it libben is yngewikkeld. 265 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,592 D'r is net altyd in goed antwurd. 266 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,393 Sis dat jo yn in rêdingsboat binne ... 267 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,028 "Do bist yn in rêdingsboat." 268 00:09:56,028 --> 00:10:00,566 De boat kin acht minsken... mar do hast njoggen oan board. 269 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:01,901 Of jo sille kapseize 270 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,836 en elkenien sil ferdrinke of ien persoan kin wêze 271 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,771 offere om de oaren te rêden. 272 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,040 No, hoe beslute jo wa moat stjerre? 273 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,543 Och, ik leau der net yn hypotetyske situaasjes 274 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,879 Mr. Donaghy, dat is wol ligen tsjin dyn brein. 275 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,514 Kenneth, do hast libbe in beskerme libben. 276 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,683 Deugd nea hifke is hielendal gjin deugd. 277 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,674 Och, ik bin hifke, hear. 278 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,155 Der binne mar twa dingen Ik hâld fan dizze wrâld ... 279 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,191 elkenien en televyzje. 280 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,893 Mar boppe yn myn buert, wy kinne net iens betelje kabel. 281 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,262 Dus myn buorman, de kolonel en ik 282 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:33,232 krekt sjoen wat de ol' rabbit earen pick up. 283 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,867 In protte minsken hawwe keazen om foarút te gean 284 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,102 en stelle kabel 285 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,537 fan de earmen, ferdigenleas kabel bedriuw. 286 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,873 Mar net ik. 287 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:44,677 Sa slim as ik dy allegearre wol kanalen, Ik doch it net 288 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,278 want stellen is ferkeard. 289 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:49,015 Kenneth, ik bin fertroud mei de 10 geboaden. 290 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,279 10? 291 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,022 In protte fan ús froulju ite emosjoneel, Liz. 292 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,424 En wylst wy net altyd binne yn kontrôle fan ús gefoelens 293 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,060 wy dogge kontrôle fan de besluten dy't wy nimme. 294 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,395 Ik wit it fansels. 295 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,193 No, jo sizze dat do wolst in bern 296 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:09,965 en dochs, do lit Jenna en Tracy folje dy rol yn dyn libben. 297 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,604 Miskien bist bang 298 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,406 om dy folgjende stap te nimmen. 299 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,041 Och, myn God, dat is it! 300 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,709 No dat wy hawwe ôfmakke 301 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,144 Ik tink dat se sille tsjinje ús in bytsje snack. 302 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,079 Sa wier, sa wiis. 303 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:22,348 Jo witte, as jo sizze dat oan alles 304 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,216 it makket my it gefoel do harkje net. 305 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,851 Sorry. 306 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,086 Hjir, besykje dit. 307 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:30,623 It is prachtich sâlt wetter taffy út Rhode Island. 308 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,392 Wow, is dit ien fan dyn "leafste dingen"? 309 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,160 Och, ja. 310 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,495 En ik haw safolle prachtige favorite dingen dit jier. 311 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:39,658 Sweater capes, calypso muzyk... 312 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,730 paisley tops... Sineeske damjen 313 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:44,904 Hege hakken flip-flops 314 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,840 dy't dyn kont optille en jou dy in work-out. 315 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,241 En dy... 316 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,106 Liz Lemon. 317 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,241 Tefolle froulju drage harsels te slank dizze dagen. 318 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,716 En wat lijt dêrtroch? 319 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,650 Jo darmbewegingen. 320 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,651 Jo persoanlik libben. 321 00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,752 Persoanlik libben, ja. 322 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,588 Ik wol dy helpe, wat kin ik dwaan? 323 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,290 Och myn God, soesto sizze... 324 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,359 "Wolkom, Liz Lemon!" 325 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,427 Nee. 326 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:09,595 Mar hjir is wat Ik sil dwaan. 327 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,731 Wylst ik yn New York bin, asto wolst 328 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,899 Ik kin stopje en ik kin prate 329 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,127 oan Tracy en Jenna. 330 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,670 Los dat bytsje op probleem foar dy 331 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,772 dus do kinst konsintrearje 332 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,607 op Liz foar ien kear. 333 00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:24,610 Och, do bist de bêste persoan yn 'e hiele wrâld. 334 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,022 Goed fertriet. 335 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,324 Hoi frjemdlingen! 336 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:41,761 Tinksto dat ik sexy bin? Gielje, gigge, gigge! 337 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,097 Tracy, ik wit dat it jo bist. En ja, ik wol. 338 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,600 Ik moetsje myn freondinnen foar brunch! 339 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,468 Ik hoopje dat wy bûten sitte kinne! 340 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,833 Lipstick! 341 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,879 Jack, wat bisto hjir del dwaan? 342 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,580 It is in echte west gekke dei, Lemon. 343 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,715 Wy biede om in wyn te bouwen pleats yn Turkije 344 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,049 en ik besykje om it bestjoer te oertsjûgjen 345 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,018 te ferkeapjen de Lokomotive ôfdieling 346 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,320 en Kenneth wurdt in echte stôk yn 'e modder. 347 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,413 No, der is neat hjir del te sjen! 348 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,193 Alles is ûnder kontrôle yn Studio 6H. 349 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,594 Goedei! 350 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,255 Nee! Nee, nee, nee! 351 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,565 Nee, nee, nee! 352 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,261 Nei, nei, nei... wachtsje, stopje! 353 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:24,870 Wêrom hawwe jo in meunster klau? 354 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,605 Se rûnen út wite make-up om't ik oanstie 355 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,594 se dogge myn billen. 356 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,609 Goedei! 357 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,444 Wat bart hjir? 358 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:33,712 Jenna en ik binne it dwaan fan in sosjaal eksperimint. 359 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:34,713 Nee, do bist net. 360 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,615 Wachtsje, wat is Doet Jenna? 361 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:37,716 ? Jo moatte gemak op del? 362 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,618 ? Maklik op 'e dyk? 363 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:40,642 Jenna, stopje dat no. 364 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,056 Dit is slimmer as wannear jo hie dyn koarte broek oan it wurk. 365 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,925 Jo realisearje dit is ongelooflijk offensyf. 366 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:46,659 Ja. 367 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,261 En jo realisearje blackface make-up regnites rasiale stereotypen 368 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,629 Afro-Amerikanen hawwe wurke 369 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,331 foar hûnderten jierren te oerwinnen. 370 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,299 Hjir geane wy. 371 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,099 Ja, it is slim. 372 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,234 ik snap it, Gean wat babydoekjes helje! 373 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,702 Wy besykje te bewizen 374 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,071 froulju of swarte manlju. 375 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,674 blanke manlju. 376 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,309 Wy meitsje it ûnpopulêr, drege besluten ... 377 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,977 de drege karren. 378 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,779 Wy lânje op 'e moanne en Normandje Strân, en dochs, se reitsje ús. 379 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,314 No, hear... 380 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,616 It spyt my dat ik it net mei iens bin, mar ik bin ek in blanke man... 381 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,618 Nee, do bist net, sosjaal-ekonomysk sjoen 382 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,320 do bist mear as in binnenstêd Latina. 383 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,922 It punt is, manlju lykas ik moat yngean 384 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,090 en rommels lykas dit opromje. 385 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,726 Nee, do net, ik haw dit ûnder kontrôle! 386 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,395 Se komt, Jack, Oprah komt! 387 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:26,558 En se sil alles reparearje, Oprah! 388 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,575 Och myn, wat wie dat? 389 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:38,344 Wy hawwe tripped de emergency brake, Kenneth. 390 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,045 Menear Donaghy? 391 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,081 En ik haw hermetysk fersegele dizze lift auto. 392 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,183 Gjin lucht kin krije yn of út. 393 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,152 Sit gjin soargen, minsken, help sil hjir gau wêze 394 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:49,788 en wy hawwe genôch soerstof ... foar acht minsken. 395 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,658 Spitigernôch, der binne njoggen fan ús hjir. 396 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,493 No... men moat stjerre. 397 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,629 Meneer Donaghy! 398 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,030 Yn it paniel dêr't de lift telefoan moat wêze 399 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,964 Ik pleatste in pistoal beladen mei ien kûgel. 400 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,342 It is leech! 401 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,312 Dan moatte jo my smoargje mei myn riem. 402 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,542 Ik sil tsjin dy fjochtsje. It is minsklike natuer. 403 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,184 Wat is der mis mei dy?! 404 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:25,891 Oprah rûkt as rosewater en waarme wask. 405 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,361 Hat se jo ien fan har nije ferteld favorite dingen foar dit jier? 406 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:35,334 Calypso, paisley, Sineesk damjen en trui capes. 407 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,902 Litte wy nei it winkelsintrum! 408 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,234 Hat se dy oanrekke? 409 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,847 No, Kenneth, ik jou op. 410 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,684 Ik tocht suvere moraal stoar mei Chuck Heston 411 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,851 mar do bewiisde my ferkeard. 412 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,853 Do bist better dan ús allegearre. 413 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,057 Jo binne ien Latina fantastica. 414 00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,992 Hola. 415 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,560 Kenneth Ellen Parcell... 416 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,562 do bist myn held. 417 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,931 Jo bedoele net "held" lykas "sandwich," do? 418 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,491 Nee, Kenneth... net as sandwich. 419 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,382 Och, nee. 420 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,528 Oprah komt. 421 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,630 Ik haw net sjoen Oprah sûnt 422 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,966 sy die dat ôflevering oer de slimste celebrity dads. 423 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,267 Um, Liz? 424 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,394 Jo gast is hjir. 425 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,531 Oprah! 426 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,532 Hallo, Liz Lemon! 427 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:29,415 Uh, hoe giet it mei dy? 428 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,616 Hoi! 429 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,584 Wat wiene jo oan? Dat is in bern. 430 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,254 Dat ferklearret wat fan it guod dat se sei. 431 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,848 Ik mei earste klasse fleane want myn mem is in stewardess! 432 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,016 Ik ferlear myn hoofddeksel by Six Flags. 433 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,861 Myn freon sit yn de njoggende klasse! 434 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,697 It is gjin Oprah. 435 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,965 tocht ik it wie Oprah. 436 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,934 It is in spunky, lytse tween. 437 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,871 No, lykas ik der wis fan bin, hat Liz ferteld do, ik bin Pam. 438 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,273 Pam. 439 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,638 Ik bin in middelbere skoalle klasse fise-presidint ... 440 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,011 in sertifisearre en oplaat babysitter 441 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,046 en ik haw koartlyn ynternet krigen yn myn keamer! 442 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,648 Ik tink dat ik har wyn jûn haw. 443 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,183 Ik leau dat ik alles berikke kin. 444 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,786 Sa litte wy delkomme om dit probleem op te lossen. 445 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,253 No wa fan jim is "Jana"? 446 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,028 Hallo, hear Donaghy. 447 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,296 Hawwe jo in goede nacht, Kenneth? 448 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,632 Och, ja, minhear, amper razen fan 'e kolonel. 449 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,835 Eins, ik tocht... 450 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:27,739 Wy besykje allegear perfekt te wêzen, mar de wrâld... 451 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,575 miskien, no... 452 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,643 uh, wat ik bin besykje te sizzen ... 453 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:35,781 Der is in hiele kanaal op de kabel dy't jo gewoan fertelt 454 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,583 wat stiet der op de oare kanalen! 455 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,151 Ik wit it, Kenneth, it is goed. 456 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:42,988 Ik bin bliid dat ik net bin in blanke, hear Donaghy. 457 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,092 Is SpongeBob SquarePants 458 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,660 skriklik wêze moatte? 459 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,288 Do hast gelyk, Kenneth. 460 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,102 Juster, Liz en ik realisearre 461 00:18:57,102 --> 00:19:01,406 dat se wierskynlik oan hat de ferkearde beha maat. 462 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,203 Oh. 463 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,613 Ja... dy is seker grutter. 464 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,948 En dat makke my fertrietlik. 465 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,314 Lit my no dyn emoasje tekeningen. 466 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,555 Tracy, dyn emoasje is op 'e kop. 467 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:20,292 Dat is de wei myn wrâld is no krekt. 468 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,060 Ik tink dat ik it moat skjin dyn rommel nei alle gedachten. 469 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,196 Se is 12, hoe haw ik ... 470 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,731 It is goed, it bart nei it bêste fan ús. 471 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,400 In-flight medikaasje is hoe Ik moete M. Night Shyamalan 472 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,568 oant it bliek te wêzen ... 473 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,737 Dat wie it bêste dei fan myn libben. 474 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,804 Liz... 475 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:33,805 wy hawwe it útwurke. 476 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,240 Ik haw heard... 477 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,576 mar ik haw net harke. 478 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:42,548 En ik moat ophâlde te wêzen in frenemy en wês dyn echte B.F.F. 479 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:46,541 No... It liket wol myn wurk hjir is klear. 480 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,556 Dus, ik sjoch dy by my âldershûs foar iten. 481 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,990 Myn bêste freon Gayle kin it net meitsje 482 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,926 om't se wat hat algebra test moarn. 483 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:54,915 Oh, Gayle! 484 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,596 Goed wurk, Lemon. 485 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,464 Goed wurk, Pam, echt. 486 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,799 nimme kredyt. 487 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,096 Hmm. 488 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:07,172 ? Lean op my ... wannear bist net sterk? 489 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,807 Dat dogge wy no net. 490 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,707 Hâld der op, hearsto my? 491 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,112 Ik tink net dat ik wêze moat drinke dit. 492 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,081 Och, kom op, lykas dy nea in drankje. 493 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,784 No, ik hie wat champagne op it houlik fan myn neef ris. 494 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,086 Ja, dat dien jo! Oan Oprah! 495 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,422 Myn namme is Pam. 496 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,322 Oh, Oprah! 497 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,124 Bêst besjoen mei Open Subtitles MKV Player 498 00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:33,724 Reparaasje en syngronisaasje troch Maklike ûndertitelsyngronizer 1.0.0.0